teenscoolest:

losing everything but weight

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fatitalianbroad:

My romantic life, summed up in one product.

fatitalianbroad:

My romantic life, summed up in one product.

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thesociallyawkwardasian:

xast:

hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account

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hotmail shut down

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qrieves:

"same sex marriage is unnatural!"

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bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

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lermoon:

special talent: dramatically lipsync songs and pretend that i’m in music video

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punnier:

when ur friend remembers ur birthday and u try remember theirs and you just

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niggasandcomputers:

This blog is 97% mobile and I want every one to know that

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